Kunstkamera (July 28)

In the Kunstkamera section, we briefly talk about the most interesting loaded games that have been released over the past few weeks. Xbox Live, PlayStation Network, Wiware and DSIWARE, Apple App Store – independent projects regularly appear in all these networks that are not in the main sections of our site, but we are not entitled to be silent.

In this issue: learn to hold a candle, follow the amazing adventures of the anus man, we participate in a television book

Pearl Harbor Trilogy – 1941: Red Sun Riding

Genre: Arcade Avia Simulator

Developer: Legendo Entertainment

Platform: WIIWARE

Price: 700 NP

WITH Attack on Pearl Harbor Some of you are probably familiar: a few years ago on RS, she performed in the unsinkable genre "good and cheap". This is a simple aircraft system with two buttons control, which nevertheless allowed, like in some IL-2 Stormavik, lay a dead loop, shoot everyone from a double turning or desperately go to a ram. Plus additional nonsense: it was allowed, for example, to fly in a centimeter from the cruiser's deck, dropping the bomb, and remain whole! In between Trash-Ugar-cute comics with a flat soldier's humor.

Obviously, deciding that in the PC, where in the budget sector for years they have been successfully kept City Interactive , there is nothing more to catch, the authors transferred the game to WII, and almost in its original form. Of course, there are enough new missions (although the topic is the same: the second world, Pacific campaign), but the concept was not touched at all. The same comics, the same twist in the air, chattering machine guns and funny explosions – they didn’t even redraw the cover. The nearest analogue here is series Blazing Angels , only burns and explodes one and a half times less often, and giant airships, alas, are not provided at all.

If we take into account that Blazing Angels herself seriously loses the series Ace Combat , You might think that Pearl Harbor is not worth it, but no: the game has blossomed with new colors on Wii. Management is perfectly adapted to Khimout: gracefully waving the controller, you can do everything three times faster and more precisely than with the help of a mouse. However, Red Sun Ring flies too fast (in an hour with a trifle!), and this is one of its main problems: it is assumed that this is only the first episode, and soon there will be two additional sets of missions on Wiiware, but I don’t really want to buy such a game by pieces.

Grade: 5.0

Family Feud: 2010 Edition

Genre: Quiz

Developer: Ludia

Platforms: PSN, WIIWARE, IPHONE

Price: $ 10

Family Feud – One of the oldest and most popular American television studies, an analogue on domestic television – “one hundred to one” with Alexander Gurevich. If anything, the essence is as follows: the organizers of the transfer in advance ask a hundred accidentally chosen people very non -obvious questions (for example, “why did the non -GRA come to the solarium?"), Count the options and the number of answers, and the task of the players in the studio is to guess the most popular of them. The team, which scored more points in a tour of several rounds, participates in a tour called Fast Money (we have a “big game”): there you also need to guess the most popular answers to five questions, only now you need to meet in a miserable fifteen seconds. The main difference between “one hundred to one” and the actual feud itself – we have a “game on the contrary” tour, where we need to guess the least popular answer.

The home analogue of Family Feud has been shining more than once, it seems, on all existing platforms, and 2010 Edition is distinguished only by a set of questions that are not enough here – they begin to repeat in a couple of hours. However, the developers managed to ruin such a funny television game with completely childish mistakes. For example, it is necessary to drive the answer on the digital keyboard in just 20 seconds, and, accordingly, there is no time to think at all at all. You are also not informed by the most popular answers at the FAST Money stage, although in television it is a holy work. The questions themselves are finally boring, and the answers to them are even more boring: a persistent impression is created that the authors did not interview any people, but simply wrote the first thing that came to their mind.

Grade: 4.5

Cool-OH Adventurr

Genre: Platformer

Developer: Aitoons Develop

Platform: iPhone

Price: $ 1.99

Creators Cool-OH Adventurr They clearly knew how to make a player: after all, not every day on the App Store you can see a game with a title image in the form of hairy buttocks in a hat and trousers. The hero of this game seemed to escape from the miniature "Sheril and the anus" from the animated series "Gryffins". Or from the series "South Park" about "polarity syndrome" and Ben Affleck. In a word, you realized – this is a really straightforward ass that imagines herself Indiana Jones: a whip, a brown hat, a shirt – everything is as it should be.

According to Cool-OH gameplay is the most condo platformer that you can imagine: it looks a little like Super Mario Bros. (the hero often and with pleasure descends himself into the toilet to surfacing in a completely different place), but much stronger – on EarthWorm Jim. With the help of a whip, a militant sciatic can cling to special rings, fly over the abysses and smash enemies. In addition, some golden beans that need to be collected are scattered everywhere, but the ultimate goal is to get to the most important toilet and go to the next level.

Copropothematics in the game is generally represented very colorful and versatile. The hero restores health with suspicious tubes with cream, if you click on it, it will break out with deafening gases, and in case of death, a hat tragically smeared with excrement. This in itself, maybe not bad and even seem to someone funny. But even the devoted fans of the sorting humor will be able to have fun – the game can annoy so well. Home trouble – Management: To move the hero you have to tilt the phone. It is clear that it is quite difficult to bring it to a perfectly even position (so that our gluteal friend stands up). As a result, the hero rushes somewhere and categorically cannot resist the moving platform-he falls into the abyss, at the bottom of which he is seething, guess that. To top it off, the game does not allow to persist and does not provide checkpoints: life ended – go to the end of the queue.

Do you know what the ultimate goal of this "last crusade"? Golden roll of toilet paper. After this, we have no more questions for the game.

Grade: 4.0

Helsing’s Fire

Genre: Puzzle

Developer: Ratloop

Platform: iPhone

Price: $ 0.99

If you try to characterize Helsing’s Fire with one phrase, you can turn out something ambiguous: you see, this is a game in which it is important to be able to keep a candle correctly. Or rather, the torch. The thing is that in this puzzle we are offered to play for the classic Bram-Stoker Professor Helsing, who goes on a crusade against Dracula. This time, a respected doctor and vampire hunter did not take neither stakes or silver with him. Instead, he has only torches and a faithful assistant Raffton.

The path to the castle of Dracula lies through three large locations, each of which is divided into twenty-five squares. Each time we are set a simple task: to burn all the monsters in the location. The difficulty is that freaks will burn only if you add one of three colored tonics to the flame – corresponding to the color of the enemy. Naturally, the number of tonics is strictly limited, and on each location there are a bunch of obstacles that allow you to change the illumination of individual sections of the map. Therefore, the torch needs to be moved all the time to find a position in which all opponents would be lit.

Very soon, the monsters get shields, skeletons, werewolves, bats and other elephants and alcoholics appear in their ranks. They are different colors, and you can only attack one -color monsters – otherwise it will be bad. Everyone reacts differently to our attacks: bats change their position on the map, werewolves after “death” turn into girls who should never be offended.

Inquisite horror and longing everywhere, but in Helsing’s Fire there is no problem that could not be solved with the help of a torch and a true improvised. This is not that a very difficult game (especially at first), but each solution found invariably looks elegant: “I got these two blue ones behind the columns!"

Original puzzle dedicated to dynamic lighting, Helsing’s Fire looks more pleasant than the lion's share of the games that are now sold in the App Store. So if you are still not sure that killing undead is fine, welcome to a lecture on Professor Helsing!

Grade: 8.0

Turba

Genre: "Musical" puzzle

Developer: BINARY TAKEOVER

Platform: Steam

Price: $ 9.99

After the deafening success of Audiosurf, indie developers do not leave attempts to cross video games with music. Not so long ago, we wrote about the interesting Beat Hazard shooter, and now the musical puzzle of Turba has appeared in Steam.

The basic mechanics of the game is quite simple. Cells on the game field are gradually filled with multi -colored squares. If three or more squares of the same color were nearby, they can be distinguished and, by pressing the right mouse key, destroyed, thus earned prize glasses. Everything happens to the music, and you can naturally select the tracks yourself from your collection. Theoretically, music serves not only a background, but https://bonus-strike-casino.co.uk/ also one of the elements of gameplay. Firstly, the field, as the author claims, is filled in the rhythm of the current composition. Secondly, the player for the destruction of blocks is again bonuses to the beat of music with music. There is just one problem. Turba is a rhythm game without a sense of rhythm.

Simply put, the algorithm for analysis of music invented by the developer does not work. As a result, new blocks appear at the most unexpected moments, and catch it when it is better to rent a crop is almost impossible. You can only get to the beat in Turba by chance! At some point, the musical impotence of the game begins to annoy so much that I want to take off the headphones at all-it seems that it will be even more pleasant to play like that.

Sins of Turba cannot justify even its indie-status. The simplicity of design is one thing, and a broken gameplay is completely different.

Grade: 4.5